A fork of Rural Dictionary
Emhouse is a small unincorporated town (if you don't count the pot farms and meth labs ) located in Navarro County , Texas. If you go there late at night you can sometimes see a goat get sacrificed by beheading at Low Water Bridge by the many Satanic Cults that frequent the area at pitch black darkness. There once was a small schoolhouse near where the old castle themed home sits. Do not go near this house at present day.
Todd - Hey dude , I'm kinda low on crystal meth. Jeff - Bro , that's not good. Todd - Wanna drive to Emhouse , Texas and git some meth ? Jeff - ya , I guess
What was originally established as a stop along the Brazos Valley Line railway due to the oil boom albeit shortly experienced evolved into the last stronghold in Navarro County for the rich white man to safely send his daughter to school free of the retches of diversity that's seen at Corsicana High School ( WAKANDA FO-EVUH )
Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard you were sending Cheyenne Ray over to the school in Mildred , Texas. Francis Hicknboots - Well Bobby , I tell you... I'd rather not have interracial babies and a meth addicted daughter in my family. Gotta keep her safe from DEM BOYZ. Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard that brother !! Hoo-ahh!!
Home of the late Beeman's Schoolhouse and the legendary philosopher Michael H. Derryberry.
Jethro Hickinboots - You here about Booby Bruce down in Retreat , Texas ? Jim Bobberson - Why no I did not , please do tell. Jethro Hickinboots - His wife cheats on him with the Wi-Fi technician. Jim Bobberson - Dad gummit I knew it !
Sadly , what was once a perfectly smooth road that can take you from Farm to Market 2555 basically in a big circle was the perfect amount of time to smoke a giant Doobie , Drink a beer or tend to your fling. Or , all of the above. Free of police of course in Oak Valley.
Barbara Jean Splityaspleen - It's just a god awful occurrence that our Oak Valley , Texas roads have gone to such crap. Jimmy Wayne Bootsfursel - Yes , Lord yes I do agree pot holes so big you can't even get up to 30 mph.