A fork of Rural Dictionary
Vapire (noun) pronounced (vay-pire) Someone who smokes cigarettes, but hits your e-cig all the time. A nicotine Vampire. Vapires can only be killed by being stabbed in the heart with a sharp electronic cigarette, or in the ear.
Michael: Dude my battery is already dead. Rachael has cigarettes Wtf?
Gabriel: She sounds like a Vapire, better stab her.