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Testicular Fortitude

A more academic English translation of the Spanish word "cojones", that originally stood for testicles, two spheric glands part of the reproductive system of males, also commonly known as balls. To have testicular fortitude is to show strength, courage and sagacity in challenging situations. The story of how strength and courage is related to two nuts encased in shriveled skin hanging from between a man’s legs is a fascinating story that i don't have the time to go into right now.

You can’t win with reserve and lassitude And you can’t face the unforgiving multitude Without the manly trait of testicular fortitude

by MikeSoussan May 02, 2008

Coronicle

CORONICLE: noun, an account of stories and events posted by regular citizens on social media like Facebook or Twitter chronicling their daily lives during the coronavirus lockdown. Example: John: James just went crazy with the lockdown, took all his cloths off, put his turtle on a leash, descended on the street and started barking like a dog.

John: James just went crazy with the lockdown, took all his cloths off, put his turtle on a leash, descendant on the street and started barking like a dog. me: Thanx, I needed some material for my facebook coronicle ..

by MikeSoussan April 07, 2020

Coronicle

Coronichle: noun, a Coronicle is an account of stories and events posted by regular citizens on social media like Facebook or Twitter chronicling their daily lives during the coronavirus lockdown.

John: James just went crazy with the lockdown, took all his cloths off, put his turtle on a leash, descendant on the street and started barking like a dog. me: Thanx, I needed some material for my facebook coronicle ..

by MikeSoussan April 07, 2020

pocestor

Pocestors are for our future what ancestors are for our past. It stems from Mike Soussan's theory that modern humans are a sort of holographic interference pattern of an object beam made by the past (ancestors) and a reference beam made of the future (pocestors).

Extraterrestrials may be our pocestors and those who say they have seen aliens may not be simply crazy. For in the same manner that some shamans receive intimations of our ancestral past, so can other people with the same kind of sensitivity capture similar vibrations from our pocestors and pocestral future. The future, as some may have been conditioned to believe, is not an empty vacuum but is teeming with life, a life that has a lot to do with us.

by MikeSoussan January 04, 2010

Hearst

Pulling a hearst or to hearst.: To make up news where there aren’t any, or make up a story and pass it as true, particularly when there is a dearth of real events. The term is coined after American press tycoon Randolph William Hearst who was known for manufacturing sensational stories from whole cloth and distorting real events.

Ahmed: I read that Saudi Arabia has rejected the nomination of a Pakistani diplomat to be ambassador to their country because his name is Akbar Zib … dude, in Arabic that name means “biggest dick”. Tyron: I don’t believe it. They are pulling a hearst … and I am changing my name to Tyron Akbar Zib.

by MikeSoussan March 28, 2013

Fearus

FEARUS: noun, a sense of intense fear, fright and anxiety caused by anticipation of contagion by contonavirus, resulting in disproportionate and irrational individual and group reaction.

In every pandemic that hits’us, the fearus is worse that the virus.

by MikeSoussan April 14, 2020

Fearus

FEARUS: noun, a sense of intense fear, fright and anxiety caused by anticipation of contagion by coronavirus, resulting in disproportionate and irrational individual and group reaction.

In every pandemic that hits’us, the fearus is worse that the virus.

by MikeSoussan April 14, 2020