A fork of Rural Dictionary
Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.
Dog I so high yesterday after I lost Jamaican tug-o-war to my buddy Greg
When a woman is sexually aroused for an extended period of time but not brought to orgasm
“I hate when my man leaves me with a purple clit.”
“Dude I gave this bitch the fattest purple clit last night it was hilarious.”
When she goes down on you, gets you hard, and then pries you balls apart as far as they can go.
“I had a real painful wish-boner yesterday, but it’s ok cuz I’m into that stuff”
When an ugly guy bangs a hot girl, nuts on her eyes, proceeds to poke them, and then chants “You’re not real! You’re not real!”
I knew she was too good to be true, so I had to give her a Wakandan flashbang.
The SweetTarts ropes that you get at movie theaters
I wish movie theaters didn’t jack up their prices so much so I could afford to buy penis gobblers.