Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Elijah J

A big dick foreman who beats unruly employees with his even bigger weed wacker.

That foreman is such a Elijah J

by MilanoBoi June 06, 2020

Hanselism

The act of being unfairly discriminated against due to being named Hansel.

What! You hate Hansel. I think that's Hanselism.

by MilanoBoi August 16, 2024

Matt Wal

A Super Hero also called Dump Man, who beats up villains with his bag of garbage along side his is young ward Pick Boy. He gains his powers from the consumption of thousands of pickles.

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Matt Wal

by MilanoBoi July 31, 2020

Owens Twins

Sex God Brothers who go down on as many chicks as they do each other.

Did you hear the Owens Twins in the next room other last night? They roared like dinosaurs.

by MilanoBoi November 20, 2019

Zaire J

The biggest baddest pimp in all of Zach's Bay. Panties drop whatever he walks by.

Look it's Zaire J, I'd feel so honored if he pimp slap me.

by MilanoBoi August 21, 2020