Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

napster

The software which was "bought out" by Metallica.

by MinDPhuK April 06, 2003

compuglobalhypermeganet

Homer Simpson's internet company. Bought out by bill gates. Also see Bill Gates.

What's a T1?

by MinDPhuK April 06, 2003

norp

see pron
miss-spelling used by underage guys to hide directories containing porn.

check out my norp directory

by MinDPhuK April 06, 2003

crotch rott

Nasty genital discharge accompanied by a foul smell, more common on women and leaves dry rott around the vag opening

that chick I ate out last night had some wicked crotch rott.

by MinDPhuK April 06, 2003

cornmeal fart

The state or quality of being very dry or thirsty.
Often used in the vocabulary in eastern Canadians.

"Pawn me soul, I'm dry as a cornmeal fart."

by MinDPhuK April 06, 2003

bought out

The act of physically destroying a small business by breaking things and throwing things around causing a giant mess, which will allow larger companies (IBM) and people(Bill Gates) to overthrough and prevent competition from arising.

Compuglobalhypermeganet was bought out by Bill Gates.

by MinDPhuK April 06, 2003

digital-axe

Used by people like Bill Gates to stop other programmers from creating a better running, more efficient operating system/software. Also see microsoft.

1. Homer Simpson's internet company, compuglobalhypermeganet got the digital axe by Bill Gates.
2. Apple computers got the digital axe by IBM

by MinDPhuK April 06, 2003