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Scroll Slug

(Noun) The inner desire to veg on your phone. What you are after laying in bed and scrolling social media all day.

"I always have big plans for the weekend, but just want to be a scroll slug on my days off."
"The scroll slug stopped me from cleaning my house."
"After work, I turn into a scroll slug."

by MindMunger January 10, 2025

Ride the Frack

To stand barefoot while a fracking operation occurs, preferably on hardwood or grass while thoroughly altered. Feel the rollercoaster of the earth vibrating beneath your feet. It's free entertainment, enjoy the spicy air tomorrow.

After work, I go home, get high, and ride the frack.

"I will not ban fracking." - Kamala Harris, presidential debate, 2024

by MindMunger November 24, 2024