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Penis, dick, junk, luvtool, cock, etc.

Billy tells everyone his peebobber is big, but I've seen it...he needs glasses.

Ignorant individual, dumb ass, dipshit, etc.

You're a real ratchet ass!

the balding part on top of a guys head...the balding part looks like a g-d damn cul-de-sac on a dead end street

The guy with the cul-de-sac is such a tool

one who feels the need to hug anyone and everyone they see

man, i wish she would quit hugging me all the time. what a hugslut!!

When a piece of crap in the shape of a ball hangs from the ass of a cow.

Check out Daisy's digle berry!

a woman who likes women

Jessica may be attractive, Ed, but she's a lapper!

A male sex demon. He will take the form of an appealing looking man to the average human women and tempt her to mate with him. That is his goal. To mate with a human women so he can then Produce more of his evil species. :)