Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Essevan

A person of exotic decent who has an above average sized penis.

Mandy sure wishes she could sleep with an Essevan.

by Mintberrycrunch756 February 24, 2015

falling coconut

When you poop out of a palm tree on someone's face.

Shit. I just got hit by a falling coconut on tue beach.

by Mintberrycrunch756 November 19, 2017