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A mixed martial arts brand. A large number of UFC fans idiotically compare MMA to WWE, saying WWE is 'gay' and 'fake'. What they don't realize is that while WWE fans enjoy watching Raw & Smackdown, unless they're 9 years old, they don't at any point think any of what they're watching is real. UFC fans that sit and laugh at WWE fans for watching a 'fake' sport are complete retards and need to learn that something doesn't have to be 'real' for it to be entertaining. They also need to learn that being thrown around a wrestling ring by a 350lb man for 15 minutes and not sustaining any kid of injury requires a lot more skill than getting in a ring and beating another man like a Neanderthal.
Idiot 1: "Haha, Dave is watching WWE." Idiot 2: "OMG Really?! What a fuckin' pussy! Lets go watch UFC, that's not shit and fake!" Idiot 1: "Yeah, totally dude. Hey, did you see Die Hard 4?" Idiot 2: "Hells yeah I did! Bruice Willis blew up a chopper with a car! It's fuckin' sweet!" UFC Fag: "HAHAHA WWE IS FUCKIN' GAY! HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO WATCH THAT FAKE SHIT?!" WWE Fan: "What makes you say that?" UFC Fag: "Because they're not even hurting each other! It's fuckin' fake!" WWE Fan: "So, you're not entertained unless you're seeing another human being pummelled? And you call WWE fans idiots?" UFC Fag: "No but they say it's real don't they. Fuckin' posers, they couldn't win a real fight!" WWE Fan: "Did you see Terminator 2?" UFC Fag: "Yeah. It;'s one of my favourite films." WWE Fan: "Well that's not real, but you found that entertaining. The actors and actresses all pretended it was real and acted as if it was actually happening and you enjoyed that. What's the difference?" UFC Fag: "... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKIN' WWE HOMO!"