Country Dictionary

Moldy's Law

Give someone the chance to be stupid, and they will take it.

"Trump needs to have his phone taken away. Otherwise, Moldy's Law will mean he will get on Twitter."

Chalk Dog

Those big ass massive ugly plaster lawn ornaments that you never see in someones yard, just at a sketchy seller who is probably using them to smuggle drugs or for money laundering. Or by where i work, used by the chinese to spy on an aerospace manufacturer.

How come that shop has been open for years selling those chalk dogs, yet we never see anyone buying them.