A fork of Rural Dictionary
A day celebrated in financial circles every week because of the FDIC's propensity to shut down and take over troubled banks on a friday so as to minimize the impact on the stock market.
"Happy FDIC Friday everybody! 2 more banks gone today!"
On hot days your ass and nuts start sweating, and some of your butt sauce begins migrating to your nutsack across your taint, causing irritation and general discomfort
I had serious mustard nuts yesterday while mowing the lawn.