A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Murder your enemies" day!! This is the day that you can murder anyone that you hate (or anyone else for that matter)
Enemy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A KNIFE?! You: Its october 13th! Enemy: Oh- Ok then!
Great for burning down a house
"I used fire to commit arson"
Every asexuals first love
An Asexual:sure sex is cool an all but have you ever tried CAKE