A fork of Rural Dictionary
(noun) a large flightless bird, typically characterized by stumplike cankles
Damn birdus is so angry that he can't get up on that tree.
The 10th anniversary of a first date. Typically celebrated with dry anal from one of both of the partners. Can also occur simultaneously with a ceremonial human centipede.
My wife and I didn't know what to do for our Sandpaper Anniversary, so I suggested meeting up with Ronaldo and Rebecca for a desert-dry human centipede.