Country Dictionary

Blaming a fucked up thing you did on shrek

Yo my gf cheated on me and when I caught her she shraulted. That BITCH Shraulted: past tense of shraulting

That really annoying thing VSCO girls do that make u wanna punch their faces

Yo that girl Keira kept on pissing me off yesterday every time I say something she just starts sksksing

Someone who knows all about being a dick

Fuck Cameron. He’s a fuckin dicktionary

The action of stabbing someone with a fork

Yo did you hear about that forking last night? Dude couldn’t get a knife to stab that old guy so he got a fork

Another way of telling someone to have a break

Yo u worked a lot in the last few weeks. Maybe it’s time to get a day off and start kitkating

The act of repeatedly swearing while talking without knowing what you’re actually saying.

Yo my dude got fired after swalking during a customer service call. The guy is a fucking madman

A gay rights activist but with an H. The H represents heterosexual

My friend is an LGBTH activist and he supports gender equality. That’s why he also supports heterosexuals