Country Dictionary

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Grunting Ethel

When you engage in sexual intercourse with any less-than-attractive and/or overweight female who resembles any sort of barnyard animal and she makes sounds similar to that of the previously stated animal.

I had a Grunting Ethel with that fat chick yesterday; she oinked like a pig the entire night.

by Morganism November 08, 2005

Slaughterhoffin

Slaughterhoffin is when you kill multiple people on a video game in 1 round.

I’ve been slaughterhoffin them zombies. Man! He got slaughterhoffed.

by Morganism April 06, 2019

samuel jackson beer

Good mother fucking beer mother fucker! It'll get ya drunk.

I'm gonna go get a Samuel Jackson beer, then I'll be fuckin' fat girls in no time! I might even fight a nigga or two!

by Morganism November 19, 2005