Country Dictionary

Blow Massage

Giving a blowjob and a massage at the same time. Blassage for short.

George: My legs are hurting Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage? George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE

spoon before poon

the act of cuddling another before completing the performance of a lifetime

Greg: dude, did you shag her last night? George: naa we did the good old spoon before poon Greg: classic

Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

Swagless

A individual who believes they have 'swag' nevertheless they have no swag and are therefore swagless

Jon: wow look at those two young hipsters over there. Pete: they are truly indeed swagless

Bantometer

Measures the level of banter or 'bants' in the room

Stephen: your momma fat Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far

Buck boy

A man who is all about his money. Hustler. Grinder. Go-getter. He's about those bucks boy. Even if he wanted he couldn't stop thinking about the money.

Don't play with Travis's money. He's a buck boy.