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bant

Shortening of the word Banter derived from a joking or piss-taking conversation that "Bant"'s from one person to the other.

LoughboroughUni is famous for it's Bant and it's winning ways. Chin up Warwick.

by Jimmy Riddle November 12, 2003

bant

A l33tified version of wordBanned/word; To be prohibited from entering a forum, a game server, an irc channel etc.

Bob posted porn on Gamespot forums and got bant

by dz October 28, 2003

bant

a girl with a big arse and no tits Big Arse No Tits

"she was an old 'bant' but she went and got plastic tits now she thinks she's great ...but she still has a fat arse"

by gg bogan May 05, 2008

bant

(verb) To strike someone in the face with your penis.

1) After I came in her mouth I had to bant her a couple of times to remove every last drop.

by zeus-a-rama May 04, 2008

bant

A word used by members of Lufbra's ski race team because the word banter has too many letters

Bumming not Bant

by Warwick wanker November 18, 2003

Bants

Abbreviation of banter. A term used to justify hilarious yet completely inappropriate and unacceptably abusive behaviour between friends, usually males. Typically used by British people, specifically the upper classes and teenagers.

Boy 1: ...he was completely out of it by midnight! Boy 2: Oh, did you make sure he got home safely? Boy 1: No, we stripped him naked, drew a massive dick on his back, shaved his pubes and left him in a cardboard box outside the police station, smiling and whistling the national anthem to himself. Boy 2: Bants!! Eton headmaster: You were representing our school on that debating trip chaps. We expected you to reflect its prestigious reputation as one of the most elite institutions in the country. Instead you trashed the hotel room, defaced the opposing school's minibus and were caught staggering around town in stolen tuxedos and party hats at 2am carrying a sheep. How on earth can you justify this? Lad: It was mere bants sir. Headmaster: Bants... as in banter? Very well then lads, off you go.

by LivingLifeMyWay February 05, 2012

Banting

A school full of bitchez, fuggers, and everything in between.

"Dude, yesterday i saw bitchez, fuggers and everything in between." "Shit son, you must have been at Banting. Fugger." "Okay." "See ya later." "PAYCE."

by Andy Mac January 19, 2007