A fork of Rural Dictionary
A breast that has had about 5 or more breast implants that it is so imbeded with Silicon, it is virtualy indestructable. In fact, it can, and sometimes even is used as a pot holder for pots or pans that are too hot for bare hands. In some cases the breast is even amputated and places in bulletproof vests, for protection.
"Did you see Nicole Smith this month, dude?" "No, why?" "This is her 5th implant, her tities are not Yabos of Steel !"
A card you can swipe through a womans ass to get a free blow job. First created around the mid 1950's, when a woman is born, a chip is put into their anus to program this system. Was created to make "blow jobs" much cheaper.
I am so glad these Barbie Credit Cards do not have a max number of usage.
I.E. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Thh Temple of Doom is really the vaginal insides of celebrity Oprah Whinfrey. In the movie, the Temple collaspes in on itself when a dam breaks. This was a real life accident that was cought on tape, and was added to the movie. The "water" was really vaginal mucus.
"I feel bad for Oprah's doctor. He was to see the Temple of Doom every year." Said James.
A tampon left inside the vagina for long enough to build up gasses and be launched out by pressure. Often perpously to attack elderly
It is a false fact that women were not used on the battle frield in WWI/WWII. They served at cunt missle launchers.
A rather disterbing monster that lives in the depths of a womans vagina. Very few have seen this marvel, though fewer have lived to tell about it.
During sex, the male must becareful that his penis doesn't get eaten by the Pit Goblin.
When splooge (semen) is cought on someones tounge as if they were snow flakes.
In my childhood, I can remeber cold winters. We were all outside trying to catch splooge flurries on our tounges.
Eight doctors that sergically attempetd to remove an infected hemiroid from Oprah Winfry's vagina. They had failed to remove it. All eight had lost their lived fighting to vanguish this horrowing blob. The hemirioid is still there even to this day. Often, people mistake it for her face on TV, but it's the hemiroid. These brave, fearless men had the courage to go into her vagina, when most men rather not touch it with a 9' pole. These brave men are now known tosay as "the Knights of the Round Hemiroid"
Every July 18th, we celebrate this day as "Oprah is Responsible for the Deaths of Eight More People Day"