A fork of Rural Dictionary
Your high school reunion goals will vary. 5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid. 10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly. 20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel. 30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.
Her: "Hi! I'm so glad you made it to our high school reunion!" You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."
" WTF? He's banging his mother in law?" "Hey, he's into archeology. "Your date is your step-grandmother?" "Yup." "How into archeoloy are you?"
Life clutter. A waste of time.
Facebook is such a waste of time. It's like life clutter. I don't miss it at all.
A scientific method to find what you've lost, typically at home but not always, after a black out drunk. To recreate the probable motions you went through last night when you fell cause you were so wasted.
Dude: I was so drunk last night I don't remember coming home and then this morning I can't find my wallet. Dudette: Well all the broken shit in your living room cries out for a forensic kinesiology solution for the missing wallet.
"Are you finished jacking off?" "I'm down to the short strokes." "How's dinner coming?" "I'm down to the short strokes."
A girl that is so into Disneyland that she is like a mythical missing princess from the magic kingdom.
That girl transforms when she goes to Disneyland. She becomes like a missing princess. Like a Disneyanastasia