Country Dictionary

when something is lost, no DuH.

MY SHIRT IS LOST MAYBE it's MISSING.

1)To not have information of some kind or used when something is stupid or pointless
2)when hyphanted MISSING means lacking what the hyphanated word is Brian-missing means stupid, fun-missing means boaring
Word invented as far as i can tell in Scott Westerfeld book Pretties, said by brain damaged teenagers whome i find funny.

"How could you be so missing"
"This teacher is brain-missing"
"This party is missing"

Pleasuring yourself at the thought of a distant partner

I was missing you again earlier

What every YOUNG woman likes to be called!

"Excuse me Miss, Do you know what time it is?"

The act in which something gets lost. Such as 89 million being spent on pogba who then gets lost within inches of grass.

Pogba has been missing for several weeks.

when something is lost, and you just want it back. a feeling you get when you bestfriend or boyfriend leaves and you dont know what your going to do. your walls are fallin down, you need them back. you dont know what your going to do without them. you just want that feelin they gave you when you were together back. everythings pretty much a mess, and you still need them. but there shit less of your feelings and dont care about you anymore.

I miss you so much, I want things to be the way they were.

Something your dad was

John: my dad is missing because he had problems