A fork of Rural Dictionary
The shape of penis without getting a hard on. Also see marshmallowing.
Man 1: Can you believe this?! Congolese(People from Congo) people have an average dick length of 7 inches soft served! Thot: Oml! I want to suck on those all day long!
Mikhail is a dude where he would snitch no matter what the circumstances. He cannot stop his urge of snitching and you wouldn't want to get close to him because whenever you're doing shit, he would report them to tha police. His friends call him 'small cock' because he is short and he lacks skills in bed. He wouldn't hesitate to snitch whenever and wherever, and he's the type of guy who would dick and dash on a girl(if he can get one).
Person 1: Fuck that Mikhail. He snitched on me again! Person 2: Man, this shit happens every time Im doing shit. Mikhail's a bitch