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syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids

a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.

Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border. Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu? Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a. Alberto: wahtt? Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.

by Mr.calvin April 22, 2010