Country Dictionary

Sharf

When you shat and barf at the same time

Man: i was so sick after eating all that chicken from kfc i went hime and sharfed all over the bathroom floor

Micheal Jackson

A child rapist that no one talks about because he went from black to white and thats what equality is

HEE-HEE

Child 1: hey i was invited to micheal jacksons house

Child 2: you should totaly go i hear he gives kids a popsicle in his basement