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When you shat and barf at the same time

Man: i was so sick after eating all that chicken from kfc i went hime and sharfed all over the bathroom floor

The act of shitting, farting and barfing all at once.

Dude, after that party last week, I sharfed all over my car.

The act of soiling your pants while vomiting.

That meal was disgusting! I think I'm going to sharf!

Shh-arf: verb: 1. The act of crapping ones pants instead of releasing flatulence. 2. Leaving chocalate skid marks in ones briefs.

Dang it! I just sharfed my pants!

Simultaneous shitting and barfing, sometimes occurring when suffering from a severe bout of the flu.

Dude, I was so sick last week - I was sharfing for two days in a row!

The feeling that you are barfing out your ass. Occurs frequently after a night of drinking and is usually followed up by dry heaving out your ass.

It sounded like Mary Ann was puking in the toilet, but apparently she was just sharfing.

To have to both shit and barf at the same time.

"That guy is so fugly, he makes me want to sharf."