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big softie

a penis that is semi-erect, but is still soft to the touch. common when seeing attractive women or when trying to avoid the awkward social implications of having a full erection.

"Did you see that girl on the subway? I got a big softie goin' after seeing her."

by MrBuckeye January 17, 2006

Aldous Huxley

a 20th-century writer, most notably of Brave New World, who used hallucinogenic drugs could bring a person closer to mystical enlightenment.

I just read Brave New World. Aldous Huxley was a genius.

by MrBuckeye January 28, 2006