Country Dictionary

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dickblasting

When you're having sexual intercourse, and you give the bitch a relentless onslaught of penis.

CAUTION: Often ends in injury

Wow, Shirley is sure walking funny due to all that dickblasting last night.

by MrFinkle12 November 16, 2015

Wishboning

Taking fisting to a whole new level, wishboning is when you use your elbow to fist your sexual partner. The elbow is bent, thus giving your elbow and arm a wishbone shape.

Traditional with wishbone customs, if your arm is broken in the process, you may make a wish.

Carl: Hey man, I heard you screaming "Louisiana Fast" last night, are you alright?
Jim: I'm more than alright. I was wishboning my first girl last night... wanna sign my cast?

by MrFinkle12 January 18, 2017