A fork of Rural Dictionary
A self defense item to keep fat chicks from getting to you.
I used my "cattle guard" to pevent this fat bitch away from me.
Permission for a man from his wife/girlfriend to attend an activity without her.
He can go fishing with the guys if he gets a pee pee pass from his wife.
His nose is up the boss's nut sack so much, what a nut licker.
The male sexual organ.
Get some of this hanging tender.
A nickname for someone inportant to you.
Son, you are such a fartblossom.
A male ejaculating during a "deep throat" oral sexual experience.
She gave me a blow job and when I came, she got a throat coat.