Country Dictionary

spurgleflart

to punch/kick in the nuts.

Jennifer: John, I've been cheating on you. John: If you had nuts I'd so spurgleflart you right now.

xnopyt

disintegrating at how cringy something is

John: Ever heard of flat-earthers? Joe: Yes, and I almost xnopyt at the thought of them.

laika

set up to fail.

Christina: I have a crush on Joe. Jessica: You know that relationship is Laika'd right?

zodimaniac

a person who, whatever they hear about their zodiac, they act that way to follow it.

Ethan: Jenny is a total zodimaniac. Joe: What do you mean? Ethan: She bumped into me on purpose and said "Sorry, Im just being a Gemini!".

vampire stick

a used tampon.

Emma: I heard Jen carries around her vampire sticks. Sarah: Why does she carry those? Like, ew.