A fork of Rural Dictionary
Trying to make a stupid idea sound clever
Andrew: I think Australia is the best country in the world. Gary: No, you're wrong. New Zealand is the best country in the world because we have great coffees, the All Blacks, a motorway which is always congested and a housing crisis. Andrew: What's the cost of living like? Gary: It's great. We pay world price for milk, butter and cheese even though we produce it. When it comes to pay, we get New Zealand wages. Andrew: Sounds like Kiwi ingenuity to me.
A name given to someone who pretends he's never hungry even though he's morbidly obese.
Andrew: Dude why aren't you eating? (To his 300 pound friend) Gary: I'm not hungry. Andrew: Liar. You're such a fucking Niveshan