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Event Horizon

The point at which the number of drinks required to make a person sexually attractive enough for intercourse exceeds the point to which the man can maintain an erection.

Wingman: Check out that girl at the bar. Whadda think? Man: 5 drinks. Maybe. Wingman: Alright well how about the chick in the blue dress checking us out over there? Man: 7, doubtful. Wingman: And the girl dancing by herself to Superfreak on the dancefloor? Man: Dude, that's an Event Horizon right there... No way.

by MrSully February 18, 2009