A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Bitchmoth is a girl you dont want to mess with. She is beutiful, loud and doesnt take shit from anyone. She will make you laugh and if you're lucky she will take you back to the office for some alone time. Having a Bitchmoth in your life is amazing but fuck with her or her friends and she will recruit ghosts of loved ones passed to haunt the shit out of you.
"Gareth you're so lucky to have a girl who's a Bitchmoth. You need to quit playing golf and watch out she doesnt get snapped up by some other boi"
A Mulldog makes an excellent friend. They are known for their sharp wit and take no prisoner attitude. A Mulldog can make you laugh or scare the living shit out of you and sometimes both. If you get on the right side of a Mulldog you will be rewarded with loyalty, kindness and spirit. Get on the wrong side of a Mulldog and you will be struck down, possibly with leprosy. A Mulldog is the perfect role model and flourishes in positions of power.
"Wait, Smithy did you say your manager is a Mulldog? That would be amazing if you weren't an incompetent whore!"
A Rikardo is an all round excellent human being. He is loyal, brave and hilarious. A Rikardo will never judge you unless you are a threat to his people. A Rikardo is the kind of friend who will make you a home made shiv and play games with you that sometimes include gazing at his large genitalia. Above all else a Rikardo knows that the future of mankind is bleak and is fully on board with any post apocalyptic plans (especially those involving selectively bred super bears).
When the end of the world is nigh make sure to grab a gun, some cheese and most importantly a Rikardo.