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Meat tweezers

Meat tweezers are used for grilling chicken, steak, pork, etc.

I grabbed the meat tweezers to get the steaks off of the grill.

critical dumbassity

When a really bad mistake or stupid action takes place.

When John crashed his Mustang after a twelve pack...he suffered from critical dumbassity.

liarreah

When a person speaks only of lies...they suffer from liarreah.

When Andrew talks no one believes him because he suffers from liarreah.