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pathetic fuckwad

Loser of a person who is depressed 24/7

I’m such a pathetic fuckwad

by Mrpenguin662 June 22, 2021

spaghetti pants

When you are out of underwear and you have to be creative so you take spaghetti and turn them into underwear

Out of underwear, damn… I know I’ll make spaghetti pants

by Mrpenguin662 October 11, 2021

new mexico hot pocket

When you shit and piss in a pregnant ladies mouth then proceed to suck it out

Hey babe, want a New Mexico hot pocket?

by Mrpenguin662 June 15, 2021