Country Dictionary

pedo goatie

A poor excuse for a shabby attempt at growing a beard. Usually worn by middle aged pedos who have given up trying to grow a #proper beard

"Shit the effin bed, what's that growing on your chin?" "Its a beard!" "No its not, its a pedo goatie"

Crunky

When your bones are aching and crunchy

I slept awkward last night and my bones are crunky

toppled

Toppled- To be hypothetically knocked over by a statement or gesture..

"That bird with the disco fanny Toppled me last night..

ex pest

One of those annoying exes who still feels the need to interfere in your present life.. Be it offering useless advice or generally sticking their nose in

"The ex pest has been on the phone again sticking her oar in where its not wanted"