Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Cyborg Cock™

A cybernetically enhanced penis

syn: Robocock

Girl 1: “I slept with Dave last night and he actually had a Cyborg Cock™!!”

by Mtimes4 June 29, 2020

Instagroomer

A pedophile, using Instagram as a means to talk with minors.

Girl 1: “I got messaged by an instagroomer last week.. He told me he’d buy me a nintendo switch if I sent him some feet pics..”
Girl 2: “Omg. That’s really creepy- OMG! You have Raymond on your island??”

by Mtimes4 June 29, 2020

twigger

(noun) - a skinny black person

example -

Person 1: «what’s good, twigger? lookin like a twig today!»
Person 2: «i haven’t eaten in 3 months»

by Mtimes4 April 04, 2020

BtH

Brain-to-Head ratio

The ratio between your brain and head. Small brain/big head = low BtH
Big brain/small head = high BtH

Girl 1: “Lmao did you see Stephanie’s BtH?? It’s like.. so low!”
Girl 2: “I believe emotional intelligence is more important than the size of ones brain. Being kind is what truly matters.”

by Mtimes4 June 29, 2020

Reese’s Puffer

Someone who smokes bunny poop.

“Yooo! I went to Dave’s place the other day and he’s totally a reese’s puffer! Rabbit turds everywhere!”

by Mtimes4 June 29, 2020