Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Armpit Tit

The fold under a morbidly obese male's armpit that extends to the back.

Fat man: "Has anyone found the remote?" Skinny man: "have you looked under your armpit tit?" Fat man: "yeah, but I only found this half eaten sandwich!"

by Muckleash November 24, 2014

groucho glasses

Making sure your victim has a large mustache; strategically place your balls over his eyes while resting your penis on his nose. Don't forget a cigar!

It's hard to recognize him because he's wearing my man parts as Groucho glasses! Pass out at Wayne-O's house and you will wear Groucho glasses!

by Muckleash November 24, 2014