Country Dictionary

The place you go while you’re staring at a computer that’s processing something very slowly (while you watch the gray bar creep across the screen).

“That CAD rendering put me in graybar land for like an hour.”

A person who talks senselessly and endlessly. A jackass. Big time bullshitter. One who pollutes the room with his mindless sick jabber.

Fartbox is here.....gotta get out ...fast....(gasp)(thud)(groan)

A desi who hates other desis for being a desi. A desi racist against other desi's.

Prasoon is such a fucking desist, listenig to heavy metal trash and dreaming of marrying an american hottie.

When a technology is overtaken in the market by inferior but better marketed competition.

“Microsoft betamaxed Apple right out of the market”

Surfing the net for data or pages about yourself.

After 3 hours of egosurfing I'm having a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome

A WWW site that never changes.

Hey man, Urbandictionary.com is sooo not a cobweb!

The feeling of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.

After 3 hours of egosurfing I have a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome