Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dirty Martian

a dirty martian is where someone goes to homedeopt and purchase an illegal imagrant/alien n takes him home to strangle him in the shower while he jacks off

Yo homes, lets go pick up some aliens from home deopt and have a dirty martian!

by MufasaNig December 14, 2010

Itchy Blanket

An itchy blanket is where a guy shaves his pubes into a girl and then proceeds to fuck her.

Shave my wookie so we can have an itchy blanket!

by MufasaNig December 14, 2010

Toenail Supreme

A toe nail supreme is where a girl clips her toenails and puts them in her mouth and gives the dude bj.

Ow this toenail supreme hurts so good!

by MufasaNig December 14, 2010