Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.

Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies

by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018

Noob Lube

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.

Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024

Lizard Face

A term sometimes used to deride a woman, most commonly a celebrity. Often used by women in response to their husbands or partners daring to suggest (or even think) said woman is attractive.

Fanny: “What movie did you boys choose?”
Jock: “The Wolf of Wall Street
Fanny: “I’m not fucking watching that lizard face whore get her fish box out”
Jock: “But, I like…”
Fanny: “She stinks like sardines”
Raymond: “Geez, give Jock a break…”
Fanny: “You can shut the fuck up too with your crush on that geriatric lizard faced Aliens bitch!”

by Muzzlenz July 17, 2024

Wetulance

The liquid state of flatulance, midway between solid and gaseous states.

“Dude, that napalm hot curry has given me a bad case of wetulance

by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018

Mons

The female pubic mound, short for ‘mons pubis’. Also known as pooch, snatch hatch and vag hanger.

Danny: Man, look at the mons on her. That’s a mons royale.
Bobby: Sure is. Hope it’s not a mons royale with cheese.

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024