A fork of Rural Dictionary
A passive aggressive term used at Caucasians. Describes them as arrogant lazy inbreds who’s heads have liquid instead of functioning brains. AKA The N Word for White People.
“Get your filthy hands off me you dirty fucking cuphead!”
A family friendly film made by Pixar you can only find by searching through Google. It’s about an adorable eel making it’s way through a treacherous tunnel. Definitely recommend it if you’re looking for a film to watch with your auntie.
Son: Golly gee, I can’t decide what movie to watch… Dad: Why son! Why don’t we watch Gusomilk? Son: Oh boy! I love Gusomilk!
Your final words after successfully seducing your husband’s boyfriend’s killer and unbeknownst to him have hidden a package of C4 in your pussy/ass.
Husband’s BF’s Killer: H-how come I can’t go any deeper? You: Hasta La Vista, Dipshit! *Fucking Dies*
THIS IS NOT A DEFINITION I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN THE GARAGE DOOR PLS CALL 911
HELP
An uppercut to the genitals delivered by a swinging sock full of quarters.
“You better behave this Christmas son, or else, I’m gettin’ the Jingle Whip.”
That weird feeling when you’re slowly letting out a fart and it feels like bubble slowly inflating out of your asshole.
“Yo Charlie! Hold up! I gotta squat and let this Analbag out, it’s annoying the shit out of me…”
The sound I make when I’m dragging my fat cock behind my ankles. The “boop” is from the darn thing constantly breaking shit every time I take a step.
Co-Worker: Hey man, how’s w-WOAHSHIT *Falls over* Me: Sorry man, I’m Swishboop’in, I can’t help it.