Country Dictionary

A very cool person that eats boogers.

I saw Rose the other day. She was such a LeChing!

1. Very nasty person, plays strange music. Talks too much stupid stuff.
2. Insult for dumb persons.

You dorkey! He's a real dorkey, man!

The hair that covers your butt-cheeks.
May look disgusting sometimes, but still rocks when making fun of it.
Also good for showing your lack of respect for another person.

"Hey dude, let's go and set my buttfluff on fire."
"Shibby!"

or

"You're a dick man."
"Ah touch my buttfluff, ass eyes."

The god of Pr0n

a sexual maneuver in which the male kneels on the female's shoulders and then proceeds to slap her on the forehead with his wang while yelling "order in the court!"

F:"not now honey, i'm tired..."
M: >thwap thwap thwap< ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE COURT!

A really tasty, refreshing ice cream. can also be used to describe anything highly refreshing or tasty.

I licked her twat like a solero on a hot summers day

That toilet paper you find in public restrooms all over the world. Aptly named Texas toilet paper because it is rough, tough, and don't take shit from nobody.

The company switched from name brand to texas toilet paper, so now I wait til i get home to take a shit.