A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're trying to prove something to someone and immediately do something to prove how right they are and just how wrong you are.
Girlfriend: (Crying) You need to get your shit together. I love you and can help you, because you're not doing very well on your own!
Me: I'm an independent adult capable of making my own choices. I don't need your help or opinion to get through the day. (Immediately drops a full can of wet cat food in between the couch cushions.)
Girlfriend: Classic Freudian Fuckup.