A fork of Rural Dictionary
A portal going to Narnia and unknown places.
Mind if I delve into your anal portal?
(n.) When you cut off somebody's cock and stick it into a cannon and you shoot it out as the jizz goes shooting everywhere.
I remember when my friend attempted to try the Schwong Blaster. That shit looked painful!
When you use nerf battle axes and you smack an 8 inch long black rubber dildo around until it makes a dent in a white wall.
Damn! I wish i could play dildo ball! That guy SMACKED that thing right into the wall and left the biggest, blackest dent I have ever seen!
A shorter definition of calling someone crippled when you're too goddamn lazy to say the whole word.
"Hey crip crip, get your ass over here. Oh wait... You can't walk. Never mind!"
It's not a full nut, it's not a no nut. But instead... Its a half nutt. You whack off your mans semi decently and instead of cumming full on or not at all, it's a weak amount of nut. A half nutt.
Dude: Why doesn't your man cum properly?
Woman: He does... He just prefers to half-nutt more often than none.
When you Sonic Blastoff so hard into Rainbow's ass that both of you shoot off into a Double Rainboom.
Basically fucking the rainbow out of her.
Wow, when I saw that Sonic Raingasm, I was slightly turned on.