A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is said when talking with another person in a competitive manner, you concede that the other person has won. It is usually said during one-up-manship contest. Somewhat of a backwards "you win",but you really are the loser. This is a very old saying...said as early as the 1800's.
Rhonda: I have a really bad headache. Rick: Oh yeah, well I have a hangnail! Rhonda: Yeah , and my knee hurts too. Rick: Well, I guess "your ass is the blackest."
When someone twerks so hard that their weave falls off, they slip on it, snap their neck and die
OH NO CHARLIE DONT TWERK! IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO SUFFER THE BLACKEST WAY TO DIE ay yo niglet I hope miley cyrus suffers the blackest way to die
A secret/rare white card from the popular card game Cards Against Humanity. The card can only be found in the lining of the top of "A Bigger Blacker Box", a box designed to store up to 1500 Cards Against Humanity cards. Unlike standard cards, the letters on the card, which read "The biggest blackest dick." are silver and are embossed into the card. The card is the successor to "A bigger blacker dick", the successor to "A big black dick".
Kyle: "Hey Jim, did you hear about the secret Cards Against Humanity card on reddit?" Jim: "You must be talking about 'The biggest blackest dick.' Yeah I heard."
Someone who brags and/or is so egotistical, they purposely place themselves in a disatvantage in order to show there "the best". Usually always useing "I" in the beginning of a sentence.
Mike: I dont need friends like other people do, I am the best. Julio: Man, you are the Blackest Tea Kettle i know.
Going to the mall and dipping your ass in black paint and proceeding to grind on the mall Santa
Yeah me and Jonah had the blackest Christmas
Fancy stuckup way to say coca-cola or pepsi
“Order me an Arnold Palmer.” “Bet ima get a darkest blackest night on the riverbed”