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unicorn fucking

when you duct tape a dildo to your forehead and begin to have sex with your partner with the dildo.

guy: hey girl wanna unicorn fuck at my place?
girl: sure why not, who doesn't love unicorn fucking
guy: ok just gimme a second while i strap my dildo to my forehead

derp

something that is appears, sounds or smells awkward.

"Hey josh, look at this pic jack sent me!"
"omg that's so derpy!"