A fork of Rural Dictionary
The intersection of ADHD and Alzheimer's Disease; the inability to remember anything because you can't pay attention in the first place.
Just because I can't remember, doesn't mean I forgot... I have Millenialzheimer's!
Techthetics (tech·thet·ics) noun
1. A set of principles concerned with the confluence* of technology and aesthetics, or simply put form & function.
2. The study and criticism of the manner in which these two design ethics are prioritized & balanced when expressed in combination - whether manifest in a physical form (a product or a tool or even a work of art) or in less tangible designs (as in a method, system or functional group / network of individuals) - these can all be examples of the embodiment of those two often disparate, sometimes harmonic creative forces. -N. Hollis Duke (me)
*a situation in which two things come together or happen at the same time.
"Many would argue that Jonathan Ives is the living embodiment of ideal techthetics."
One who is unable to use the proper spelling of the word "two" as opposed to "too" or "to".
"I have two go too the store too buy to tacos, okay Stoopid?" "Sure, ya Twotard!"
Luciforbid
a. A portmanteau derived from the combination of the proper name 'Lucifer' and the verb 'forbid'
b. An contraposing alternative to the idiom* "God Forbid" used interjectionally to express dismay or earnest condemnation of any hypothetical circumstance to which the speaker would object on grounds that it would run counter to their depraved, unholy, decadent, egocentric, pleasure-driven, self-serving, hedonistic or otherwise anti-altruistic, "Satanic" interests, efforts and preferences.
"I think I'll call up Anton, unless - Luciforbid - he's renounced modern technology and become a bearded Luddite!"
"Crap! This thing needs fresh batteries. Grab the ones out of Grandma's heart monitor if, Luciforbid, there are no more new AA's in the fridge!"
An individual afflicted with a particular, highly specialized learning disability which prevents them from acquiring a working knowledge of certain American English grammar* rules pertaining to the proper use of the words 'your' and 'you're' in the context of written communications.
Conjugation
1. possesive: Yourtard
2. plural: Urtards
3. adjective: You're-tarded
Etymology
1. You're yoor; unstressed yer contraction** of you are: "You're certain that's right?" > Can be confused: yore, your, you're.
2. Retard: ree-tahrd a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.*
Notes
Contraction - A shortened form of a word or group of words, with the omitted letters often replaced in written English by an apostrophe, as e'er for ever, isn't for is not, dep't for department.
>> Usage: Contractions such as you're, isn't, couldn't, can't, weren't, he'll and they're are symptomatic of informal speech and writing. They are common in personal letters, business letters, journalism, and fiction; they are rare in scientific and scholarly writing. Contractions occur in formal writing mainly as representations of speech.
** specifically the rules surrounding morphological differentiations between homophonic contractions vs. possessive phonemes
See - Mac Lethal's epic Yortard dis-rap: y outube dot com / watch?v=32p8d6OudgU
Yortard - noun
A typical Yortard might write, "YOUR A DEAD MAN!"
Then, if you were to ask why, they might reply,
"Cuz my dad found YOU'RE autographed first edition
of the MLA Rubric under my mom's pillow AGAIN!
Your gonna get you're ass beat if you come to...
You'reba Linda!"
Stalking someone's Instagram profile
Sheila was so obsessed with her ex, the server logs showed her Instalkgramming him for fourteen solid days.
Being deceived about a persons identity online (as in catfished) except that instead of being motivated by romantic interest or sexual desire, the deceiving party is a harsh critic or hater with a vendetta.
"Kaki King is a brilliant guitarist but for some reason, she keeps getting Catfisted on YouTube by some hater with multiple fake profiles!"