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Ives

A literal chad with a huge PP. Everyday you should strive to be like Ives and show those around you that they should too. if you ever meet a dude named Ives keep him at all cost dude is usually jacked or buff never both with a great sense of humor he tends to be great with people and has a tendency to punt kids that aren't his own he is usually seen without his shirt on Thursday

Bro my dad called me an Ives when i was stripping at a near by college

by Go0fy January 05, 2022

Ives

A rare STD. It originated from inbreeding in Pine Bluff, Arkansas. Symptoms can include mental retardation, loud-mouthness, social retardation, blisters, uncontrollable annoying singing, sister-banging, and frequent urination. There are possibly more symptoms that will be found in further studies. If you come in contact with a carrier of Ives, be advised that there is no known cure. If you believe you have been infected, save your friends and loved ones and become a hermit.

Waitress: "Your accent sounds fake" Ives infected person (while showing ridiculous Pine Bluff bicep tattoos): "Girl, I'm from PINE BLUFF!!!!!" Innocent bystander: "Dude, I think he has the Ives"

by brtcn007 July 20, 2011

Ives

Sometimes misunderstood, shy/insecure, dark in a way, needs a lot of attention, and can be egotistical when in depressing moods, or unhappy and sometimes express those feelings in art. Maybe cheerful when with others, and confedence gets high when he is involved in social groups.

Whats there to explain?

by Ives November 22, 2004

Ives

A real gentleman. Loves a good walk and talk. A certified Huel bro, who will tell you that you are amazing everyday. A scholar, zaddy and downright cuddlebug.

Damn whos that zaddy there? Oh, thats just Ives.

by Prõzak June 26, 2022

Ives

Nickname for Ivry; short for Ivry.

When are we going to Cocoa Beach, Ives?

by superchic22 April 02, 2009

ive

i've for those that can't bother to check their spelling and want the world to end in misspellings.

Ive decided to not care about the future of the world today, one misspelling at a time.

by GrammarCowboy'CauseICatchMis.. November 18, 2019

IVS

"IVS" is an acronym that stands for Indestructible Vagina Syndrome. This is the name given to a woman that can be kicked in the crotch and be unharmed.

*HYAH!* "Ha! I just kicked your vagina!" "I have IVS, therefore, I am unhurt." "Oh, shi-"

by Mistress 9 November 16, 2008