A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.
Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!
(v.) Refers to a large poop, usually from a female.
Cornelius, did you happen to witness the massive log that Mrs. Jones excreted from her rectum?
Yes, sir. I would say that she dumps like a truck.
Quite.
a condescending term that noobs who were called noobs by other noobs (nooblet) would call a noob of even lower rank (Noob > Nooblet > Nooblette). A variation of the word "nooblette" is "noobletta" which is used to make a noob feel even more like a bitch.
"Your blessed hammer only took 10 points of my life you fucking nooblette."