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exercise

something you don't do because you spend too much time on the internet.

dude 1: hey, maybe we should go like exercise or something.

dude 2: fuck that, i'm having a dandy enough time right here on the internets.

dude 1: word

by Saack August 09, 2008

exercise

Doing shit in the gym.

The monkey was doing exercise in her cage.

by monkey island September 30, 2003

exercise

various activities ranging from aerobic, wieght lifting, combined with a proper diet, lazy fat people would have nothing to complain about, granted they don't have a heart attack of some sort while complaining.

Don't break a sweat trying to read this wouldn't want you passing out before you exercise.

by C-bass503 November 29, 2006

exercise

(verb) to pleasure ones self

im gonna go home and exercise my penis

by a-din September 16, 2008

exercise

It's fun to do.

Josh Polywogg said that exercising is fun to do and when Josh told me he was going to exercise I caught him whacking off in my tool shed after he told me he was going out for some exercise.

by Pumping up September 26, 2010

exercise

another word for "masturbate" 12 year old girls call it.

Should I exercise? I'm horny

by madsieeee April 17, 2016

exercise

To smoke weed or get high

Do you want to exercise with us?

by dbktmx21 December 11, 2009